This quest is based (very loosely) on the Howard Stern-produced Baywatch spoof Son of the Beach from the early 2000's. It was one of my favorite TV shows at the time so I figured what better way to honor it than make a Zelda Classic quest based (again, very loosely) on it! Anyway, on to the story... the evil thief Ganondorf, tired of constantly being defeated by Link, chooses to retire to a quaint little village called Malibu Adjacent. However, old habits die hard, and before long Ganon has his minions capture little Peter Goesinya and hold him for ransom. As Link is still living the high life in Hyrule, it's up to you, Notch Johnson, to save him! Absurd storyline? You betcha. But it's no worse than those of actual episodes of the show!
VEL and Radien for the enhanced BS-Zelda tileset, and Dragon for the Son of the Beach character sprites.